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So, knowing a couple of funny dating app conversation starters can be a great way to break the ice — and melt the tension. Claudia Coxrelationship coach and founder of Text Weapon, says that opening with a dating online singapore can sometimes come off as superficial.

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Here are 60 silly lines to break the ice on a dating app. You know, I've been waiting for you to message me, but I guess I'll take one for the team.

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I'll send you one. If you had to describe my profile in three words, what would you choose?

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